6.66 Billion
by Adam Pfeffer

I've got 6.66 billion tons of
Rat poison
To kill 6.66 billion rats
Of the world's rat race population

It's a dog eat dog world
And all your dawgs are in the pound
Save your bone, your pet ain't comin' home
Bark all you want, I don't hear a sound

You know there's a cat fight goin' on
Between the kind of pussy that attracts flies
Beware of goldiggas and closet hookers
With divorce between their thighs

You may have the eye of the tiger
All through the eye of the storm,
and when you find out it all doesn't matter
I assure you it's the norm

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There is no good or evil
There is no right or wrong
So if you don't give a fuck
It's time you sing along

There is no good or evil
There is no wrong or right
So if you don't give a fuck
Stay out all god damn night
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I saw some slut kissing frogs
Trying to find her prince
At the time I was licking toads
And haven't seen that slut since

You say you fuck like a bunny,
and suck like a vampire bat
Well I'm hung like a horse
Ask your sister, she'll verify that

I'm not your cash cow
So don't be a fucking leech
I'm that shark that'll pick you off
You're just a sitting duck at my beach

I don't like your monkey business
You're a snake lurking in my grass
But I'm a rabid mongoose on the loose
About to goose yo' ass

- - - - - Chorus - - - - 
There is no good or evil
There is no right or wrong
So if you don't give a fuck
It's time you sing along

There is no good or evil
There is no wrong or right
So if you don't give a fuck
Stay out all god damn night
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Well there's a god for every lemming
There's a beer for every slug
You've got too many ants in your pants
And too many fleas hiding in your rug

I've got some kibbles for your tapeworm
Got some maggots for your bad burn
You're not the alpha male
So I suggest you wait your turn

- - - - - Chorus - - - - 
There is no good or evil
There is no right or wrong
So if you don't give a fuck
It's time you sing along

There is no good or evil
There is no wrong or right
So if you don't give a fuck
Stay out all god damn night
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There is no good or evil
There is no right or wrong
I've got 6.66 billion tons
Of rat poison to make it all gone

There is no rhyme or reason
But there is an end in sight
I'll cause 6.66 billion deaths
To make the rat race see the light

There is no good or evil
There is no right or wrong
So if you don't give a fuck
It's time you sing along
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Intro
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_C,Db,C,Eb,D,Db,D,C,Db,D,F,E,Eb
_C,Db,C,Eb,D,Db,D,C,Db,D,Eb,E,F,E,Eb

Verse
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Ab Fm7 EM7
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G Gb Gb/F
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Ab Fm7 E M7
C,Db,D,C,Eb,C,Db,D
Eb7 EM96 F7

Chorus
Cm9  B9
Bbm9 A9
F5 Eb5 C5
F5 Eb5 C5
F5 Eb5 C5
C5 Eb5 C5