I Detect No Logic
Music & Lyrics by Adam Pfeffer

Still praying for the end of paying
my student loans
Education tapped me
I'm as dry as a bone

And for what I say,
"Have we learned nothing yet?"
I should have been the class clown
and not the teachers pet

Institutions
just keep makin' up classes
Then you pay more money
to the rich and the fascist

Is it really worth it?
All the years spent in school?
When the first thing they teach you is,
"You're just a fool."

T is for TV
That's not good enough for me
I've moved on to harder drugs
Waiting for technology to save me
But it's so expensive
And every toy I buy has bugs

Ah, the photon belt,
is that a big lie?
'Cause if it is, I'm moving to mars
I'm just a lost soul
Still searching for my home page
On the internet clicking at stars

The car was invented
100 years ago
In my opinion the best addition
Has been the radio

To think we're still pumpin' gas
And ruining our home
Still stuck in traffic
As we bitch and moan

Teleporting is the answer
Like on Star Trek
I'll just plug my ass in
to the internet

Who cares if the oil companies
will have nothing to do
It's time that science talked to God
And came up with something new

T is for TV
That's not good enough for me
I've moved on to harder drugs
Waiting for technology to save me
But it's so expensive
And every toy I buy has bugs

Ah, the photon belt,
is that a big lie?
'Cause if it is, I'm moving to mars
I'm just a lost soul
Still searching for my home page
On the internet clicking at stars

Staring at the screen
It seems so obscene
But the light has me falling in love

Behind every pixel
is an answer so real
It must have been sent from above

I need a new chip
like I need a new vette
like I need a whole in my head
or another clock I can't set

It's time we looked deep inside
instead of building more junk
Don't let your soul go empty
as the world fills up

T is for TV
That's not good enough for me
I've moved on to harder drugs
Waiting for technology to save me
But it's so expensive
And every toy I buy has bugs

Ah, the photon belt,
is that a big lie?
'Cause if it is, I'm moving to mars
I'm just a lost soul
Still searching for my home page
On the internet clicking at stars